spirkcantwerk:

xdamnation:

cantwalkintheshadows:

righteousxhunter:

GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE

YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR

But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water instead, and the reaction was the same?

image

that gif makes the whole post

(via delenianshipperr)

paracosmicmisanthropy:

General rule of thumb, don’t fully trust charming people

Whether it’s friends, relationships or whatever

It takes a lot of practice to be so smooth and know all the right things to say.

Just remember that next time someone tries to sweep you off your feet

linear-relationships:

I fucking hate it when I’m laughing at some dumb text post on tumblr because people next to me are all like hey what ya laughing at and I literally never know wtf I can say to them without sounding like some disillusioned homicidal maniac that has lost complete touch with reality

smashinganchors:

I just need a cuddle or some drugs you know

katherinepiercecurls:

Okay the fact that Damon only spent a few minutes with Katherine and basically realized something was wrong with Elena, just proves that the rest of them are blind -.-‘

Well except Matt … Matt and Damon as it seams are the only two people in Elena’s life that actually realized that she wasn’t acting like herself and i’m thankful for the fact that those two exist or Elena would be screwed!!

There are so many ways to eat skittles… How am I supposed to eat them?
Separate them by colour? Eat your favorites first and work your way down the list? Eat your least favorites first and save the best for last??! I don’t know I don’t know. Or, do you just down all of them and taste the fucking rainbow??!? wat.

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

(via perry-winkle-tinkle)

Sam Claflin (Finnick Odair’s actor): “Like Finnick, I’ve only loved one woman…”

robbieandrewkay:

Plot twist: That woman is actually me

because-fcuk-you:

because-fcuk-you:

there is a form of perfection on this world and its in the form of jennifer lawrence

ohshitclace:

#joshhutcherson #jenniferlawrence #joshifer #katnisseverdeen #peetamellark #kapeeta #peeniss #everlark #thehungergames

ohshitclace:

#joshhutcherson #jenniferlawrence #joshifer #katnisseverdeen #peetamellark #kapeeta #peeniss #everlark #thehungergames

ttiva:


"Twirl for me."

ttiva:

"Twirl for me."

thevoicestoldmetoprocrastinate:

Jack and his Man Flu.

(X)

(via forestmusings)